Ohhhhh the kind of thing the universe’s most useless spy (Mr I’m head of the CIA and I’m a terrible liar) would create, got it!
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A Coordinator Coldstream, perhaps? Seeing patterns and secret messages where there aren’t any?
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Weeeell I was kind of more thinking of this other person that my phone insists on calling Marvin…
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Your phone is a Douglas Adams fan!
I know, I know, I just thought that “Coordinator Coldstream” had a nice ring to it.
I’m still trying to get that Coldstream BF spin-off off the ground…
Maybe I need to ake the Audio Visuals or BBV route and to a fan film instead. Or write fan fiction.
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For your birthday we should all write a little Coldstream fic for you, because that totally wouldn’t go to your head 
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After that, he will demand that @shauny create a Coldstream.guide where you can rate and track all fanfic about him!
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March 18th! I see this as a promise now 
Yes, that’s part of my plan to take over this website and forum! And by Coldstream’s Gonks shall I be succesful!
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From me you can pick between a Haiku made by my good self or an AI-generated fanfic taking place on Vortis.
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Do you hate me this much 
is it because I tried to steal @deltaandthebannermen from you? You can have me back, just spare me from Vortis!
I take the Haiku any day!
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If I have learned one thing it is that I am not a writer! And this way I knew you wouldn’t pick that one 
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Wait, I can have you back? 
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I was just about to edit that typo! It’s supposed to say “you can have him back” 
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This is by far my favourite mug. It just has the right weight and feel - and it was given to me by a pupil whose grandma used to send the teachers home made hot sausage rolls some mornings!
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I’d join in on the Coldstream fanfic writing fun, but with the sort of stories I tend to gravitate towards, I don’t think you’d want that…
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Sure sure. That’s called a Freudian slip I think. Probably because you are sidelined by your wife in December because of Gonks 
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Don’t be so sure! I take it all! I want it all! If it’s about me, you can do anything!
Even have a crazy witch cult rip of my head and feast on it! Hmmm, that sounds familiar…
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I'm just gonna say these are my most used tags and leave it at that.
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I don’t like the first one.
I have no idea what the second is, but based on the third I don’t think I want to know
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Hmmm, I can see a triangle drama involving myself, my wife, and some gonks…
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