The Master is Here!

Time is running out…

Soon, I shall reveal my master plan…

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What’s going on? I didn’t post this…

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Has my account been hacked or something?

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It’s your Zygon duplicate!

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Oh no not again, we really need to beef up our security

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Angel taking over TARDIS Guide? :eyes:

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It’s THE MASTER!

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Was it too obvious?

Ah well, you got me!

Time is running out!

@DontBlink will be gone soon.

This will become my account, the Master’s account,and things will just get worse from then!

Just wait.

My plan begins soon…

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Ok this is actually worrying me, is he going to steal my account for good?

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It’s time…

@DontBlink has been… Disposed of, and now the first phase in my master plan has begun!

This TARDIS Guide website is fantastic, as it covers all the ridiculous ‘adventures’ of my worst enemy, the Doctor.

Having all this knowledge at my fingertips has really helped me come up with new plans to beat the Doctor!

But TARDIS Guide is lacking something.

It needs that Master touch!

Now it’s time…

For me to take over TARDIS Guide!

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Oh, and if you’re wondering what I’ll do as new ruler of TARDIS Guide:

  • Rename site to Master Guide
  • Have access to everyone’s accounts so I can fix everyones reviews by turning them into Master propaganda repairing grammar errors

And, most importantly:

  • Spread hate!

Soon, the Doctor’s most loyal fans will be so busy arguing in amongst themselves, that they won’t be able to step in and save the Doctor’s life when I- Well, I won’t tell you what I’m going to do to the Doctor, you’ll have to wait and see.

But my plan will obviously work!

I know Doctor Who fans are horrible people (of course they would be, they’re not Master fans are they?), so surely everyone using this site must be awful too!

Open this!

This is DontBlink!

I’ve had to hide this text so the Master won’t see it, but I know how we can stop his awful plan!

We need to spread the love! Reply to this topic and share your favourite things about the Whoniverse! Maybe it’s a character, an episode, an audio, anything and everything you love!

By proving to the Master that Doctor Who fans aren’t as bad as he thinks, he’ll realise his plan is destined to fail, and hopefully will never return to this forum!

We need to prove that TARDIS Guide is the greatest community!

Good luck - We need to save this site!

This’ll be easy!

Signed,

The Master

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Well, we can’t have that, can we? My favourite thing about Doctor Who is the wonderful people I’ve met through it. And the joy it brings!

And of course, Gallifrey which is my favourite audio series ever and I love so much I can’t even describe it. It has broken my heart, made me laugh and cry and scream with joy. It is amazing!

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We’ll put a stop to this!
My absolute favourite piece of Doctor Who Media is Scherzo. It’s performed so well, it’s clear that there is intimate knowledge of the characters from both a writing and acting perspective, and the idea of a Sound Creature in a world where all you can do is bear is a masterstroke (pun not intended).

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Very well, I’ll do what I must!

Troughton is the GOAT. He’s just the perfect TV Doctor.
The War Games is my favourite thing in the history of forever.
The Philip Hinchcliffe Era was the best, period.
DOCTOR WHO ROCKS!!

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What’s the best thing about Doctor Who?

It brings together people all over the world, regardless of age, gender, religion, sexual orientation, political views, etc., and teaches us valuable lessons about life - how everyone is important and is capable of big things; how one should never be cruel or cowardly but always try to do their very best and be their bravest; and how friendship, love, and perseverance conquer all! And it does all this while telling brilliant, emotional, wonderful stories filled with wit and heart that take you on a neverending trip through time and space.

Nothing can beat that!

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Man, this really is like my DID (not being negative)

Anyways, i really like how rich the universe within doctor who feels like it’s been properly lived in

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