Star Wars Drag Race Season 1

[Jamie]

A mysterious object from a galaxy far, far away has entered hyperspace!

The Time Scoop has ventured into realms unknown, branching out across all realities. With it, comes the dawn of a new Franchise of Tardis Guide Drag Race. Enter: Star Wars Drag Race.

Get ready to meet 10 of the galaxies most heroic heroes, and villainous villains, as we delve into a new realm of possibilities! Who do you hope to see in this special edition of Tardis Guide Drag Race?

Who will be the first inductee into this new franchise’s Hall of Fame?

[MrColdStream]

Yay! Star Wars Drag Race! Will Chewbacca become the ultimate walking carpet? Will Han Solo have a bad feeling about the game? Will Darth Vader reveal that he is someone’s father? Will Grogu be so adorable that he instantly wins?

[DontBlink]

It’ll be really cool to see a different franchise on the Drag Race.

I look forward to it!

[Jamie]

Up first, The Time Scoop knows you can’t have Star Wars Drag Race without him, introducing our first contestant - Luke Skywalker! Are you#TeamLuke?

[Jamie]

The Time Scoop heads into the future, toward a rebel base! Introducing our next contestant - Finn! Are you #TeamFinn?

[NyssaTheNerd]

Will Glup Shitto be here?

[NyssaTheNerd]

Or better yet, will Watto be here?

[DontBlink]

I want Doctor Aphra to be here!

[MrColdStream]

No game is complete without Jar Jar Binks!

Or the Rancor!

[Jamie]

The Time Scoop remains with the rebels, introducing our next contestant - Admiral Holdo! Are you #TeamHoldo?

[Jamie]

@NyssaTheNerd

Will Glup Shitto be here?

@NyssaTheNerd

Or better yet, will Watto be here?

@DontBlink

I want Doctor Aphra to be here!

@MrColdStream

No game is complete without Jar Jar Binks!

Or the Rancor!

Frantically scraps and replans season

[Jamie]

The Time Scoop launches into the past, introducing our next contestant - Mace Windu! Are you #TeamWindu?

[NyssaTheNerd]

Hell yeah! Wace Mindu for life babeyyy

[Jamie]

The Time Scoop delves into the Clone Wars! Introducing our next contestant, Bo-Katan Kryze! Are you team #BoKatan?

[MrColdStream]

So far, I’m #TeamWindu!

[NyssaTheNerd]

Same #TeamMindu

[Jamie]

The Time Scoop remains deep within the Clone Wars! Introducing our next contestant, Ahsoka Tano! Are you #TeamAhsoka?

[Jamie]

The Time Scoop leaps out of the Clone Wars, and into the battle against the Empire! Introducing our next contestant, Leia Organa! Are you #TeamLeia?

[Jamie]

The Time Scoop hops back into the Clone Wars… Introducing our next contestant - Jar Jar Binks! Are you #TeamJarJar?

[MrColdStream]

Yes! Jar Jar!