Why has no-one pitched a cooking show presented by John Simm, Michelle Gomez and Sacha Dhawan with India Fisher doing a voiceover?
They could call it… (wait for it)… Master - Chef!
[ducks]
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No Geoffrey Beevers?
We clearly need the Crispy Master for this…
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A curse! A curse upon you and your house in perpetuity! 
And me I suppose for laughing at this 
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We definitely need the crispy one in there! Also, Eric Roberts and Gordon Tipple. We also ought to squeeze in Derek Jacobi, too.
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My age is such that I now have a vocabulary based on Dad jokes!