Oddest bit of merchandise

[deltaandthebannermen]

What do you think is the oddest bit of Doctor Who merchandise?

The current Aliens of London/World War Three discussion reminded me of this early gem:

[monkeyshaver]

[deltaandthebannermen]

Are you kidding me!! How did I not know that existed! I want one now!

[flora_snow00]

I feel like they made just about anything they could think of to make with the handle of 11’s sonic

[deltaandthebannermen]

Maybe not anything…

[NyssaUnbound]

“Makes Sonic Screwdriver SFX as it cuts!”

[ItsR0b0tNinja]

[BillFiler]

[MrColdStream]

“I wear Tom Baker underwear now. Tom Baker underwear is cool!”

Said no one at a date ever.

[BillFiler]

I have a feeling that that would work at certain conventions…

[shauny]

“Chip and Destroyed Lady Cassandra”.

Destroyed. Cassandra.

It’s just the frame

[deltaandthebannermen]

But on my wedding night it was a different matter…

[deltaandthebannermen]

You know, the sad thing is, I wish I’d bought one of these now.

[MrColdStream]

I didn’t need to know this

[monkeyshaver]

Bigger on the inside…

[deltaandthebannermen]

Back to my wedding night…

[MrColdStream]

One could say you were the “Mad Man With the Box-ers”!

Okay, maybe we should stop now, this is getting out of hand

[shauny]

Back to Lady Cassandra… this dress is iconic

[1stvamp]

My oddest aren’t very odd.

Ducktor Who isn’t t official but is fun.

[shauny]

I need a Sonic Spork