Merch You Wish Existed?

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Don’t keep your hopes up! These things are going to happen before we get the soundtrack:

  1. Doctor Who will be cancelled again.
  2. Doctor Who will be brought back again.
  3. David Tennant will return to the show as the 27th Doctor.
  4. Christopher Eccleston will make a comeback in the 100th Anniversary Special.
  5. Doctor Who will be cancelled again.
  6. Doctor Who will be brought back again by the ghost of RTD, featuring the ghost of David Tennant.
  7. All episodes of The Space Pirates are discovered.
  8. The Web Planet is remade as a major Hollywood blockbuster.
  9. Big Finish finally runs out of new stories to make and will change its slogan to “Big Finish, we have no stories.”
  10. Doctor Who is cancelled again.
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Still think it’s funny that (Devil’s Chord spoilers) Murray Gold himself is going to be canon in Doctor Who before the S10 soundtrack releases

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Not quite what you mean, but there was (is? I can find it online still) this adipose stress toy

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These are super cute. :slight_smile: The foam stress balls don’t behave in a particularly goo-y or fat-like way though, it would be fun to have something more in the style of one of those stretch toys. Like a Stretch Armstrong sort of situation. Or like a goo inside of a pliable membrane. Haha.

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I used to have one of those bad boys and when it started leaking it sure was gooey :rofl: it was also weirdly sticky and therefore always covered in lint haha

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It’s not foam!

I can’t remember what it’s made ofexactly, but I remember it being more rubber-y with some sort of gooy thing inside

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Wow!!! I need one of these. Fantastic. :smiling_face:

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I actually had two, I took my first one to school and it basically exploded when another kid squeezed it as hard as she could, and there were concerns that the goopy contents would be toxic. :sob:

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One is available for £30 on Ebay (used) - eek! :laughing:

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Faction Paradox merch

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Ooooh TARDIS Guide line of clothing merch but discreet and good for work?

Let’s collaborate :laughing:

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I would love that!

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TARDIS roundel wall paper would be sick

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Yeah, so when I was a teenager I painted my bedroom…

I got a large cardboard circle and drew roundels all around the room. They got painted white and the rest of the walls grey.

Yep. My teenage bedroom was the inside of the TARDIS.

Sadly, I don’t think I ever took a photo.

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I’m a pretty simple guy. I don’t get a whole lot of stuff. But I would really like to see a reprint of The Invasion from Space.

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I wish for a TARDIS Guide coffee mug :tardis:

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And a TARDIS Guide t-shirt is a must! Preferably a version of the Uncle Sam meme, but with @shauny’s face and the text “You Need Tardis Guide!”

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@Tian, the merch requests are coming in :smile:

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Oooh, I have not had the time to start looking at that. But now I might need to :slight_smile:

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How about a just a blank notebook with an elaborate dust cover with the title “The Complete Adventures of the Shauny Doctor” on the edge? :grin::sunglasses:

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