Doctor Who Slow Crow Rhyming Game

This game is sometimes called Wonky Donkey. It’s just a bit of silliness that tests your creativity and ability to come up with excruciating and convoluted clues, rhymes and, sometimes, puns. You produce a clue to a rhyming phrase, which is usually just two words. You then blur the answer so people can have a guess. After guessing people can use likes to show appreciation for the clue and then go on to try posting one of their own.

For example:
Clue: Lopsided ass
Answer: Wonky Donkey

or
Clue: Sluggish corvid
Answer: Slow crow

I’ll start with a Doctor Who Example in the next post.

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Clue: Australian companion avoids all animal products
Answer: Vegan Tegan

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Clue: Presumed illegitimate Prophet is very selective when it comes to food

Answer: Picky Vicki

Did I do that right?

12 Likes

Exactly right!
Here’s another:

Clue: Hermaphrodite hexapod often awakes aroused

Answer: Alpha Centauri’s morning glories

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Clue: Edible item for a hive mind species
Answer: Ood Food

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Clue: Dark grape beverage owned by a robot dog
Answer: K9’s Red Wine

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Clue: Time travelling archaeologist decides to take up archery

Answer: Quiver River

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Clue: Extremely witty giant squid from the third moon of Delta Magna
Answer: Droll Kroll

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Clue: The superior time-travelling archeologist as voted in an earlier TARDIS Guide Poll :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: has in their possession a monetary unit of little value.

Answer: Benny’s Penny

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Clue: Shape changing alien from the days of yore and yesteryear.

Answer: Bygone Zygon

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Clue: Footwear belonging to a talking head.
Answer: Handles’ sandals

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Clue: Chap with the wings in possession of a coffin.

Answer: Bok’s Box

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Clue: The severely compressed mineral compounds of a devout individual with a proclivity for nudism.

Answer: Tasha Lem’s Gems

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Clue: First & Second Doctor’s female companion and her childhood toy

Answer: Polly’s dolly

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Clue: The creator of the Daleks when he’s upset
Answer: Davros is cross

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Clue: What the first explictly queer TV companion needs to pay
Answer: Bill’s Bill

Does that count?

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Clue: What is the 5th Doctor and Aces’ preferred pass time?

Answer: Wicked Cricket

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One of the 5th Doctor’s male companions has just been laid off as a result of a worldwide pandemic

Answer:

Summary

Turlough Furlough

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I’ve been on a school trip all day and I’m knackered - reading these on the coach home has brightened a wet day here in the UK.

Droll Kroll indeed!

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Squid tank made of bloodsucker’s allergy

Garlic Dalek

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