I wish there was a facepalm reaction emoji for moments like this 
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Brake by name, Brake by nature
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I’m going to try and come up with something later 
I’ve never made a choose your own adventure story before…
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Good luck! Hopefully it helps that Adventure is your name.
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The Coldest War - Page 9
You tell the Doctor you’re ready for adventure, and he lets the TARDIS choose the destination. Suddenly, the ship groans to life, then shakes violently. Amy suggests holding onto something—just in case.
An alarm bell sounds. You ask, “What’s happening?”
Choose:
- If Amy answers, go to 59
- If the Doctor answers, go to 66
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Yay, another non choice 
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I’m here! I’m following along for the badge!
This book is awful, yay!
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Yeah, I gotta say…again…these are not choices where you’re deciding what to do. Maybe if we simply think of them as choices as to what you want to see happen in the story…
Then they’re still really dull decisions, but at least I can rationalize in my head. A little.
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‘Doctor, is this book ever going to get interesting?’
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I’m bored! We have barely begun! I’d much rather drink water than make these arbitrary choices!
Speaking of, I’m going to pick Amy, simply because the companion is frequently forgotten about in these adventures, and she needs something to do. I need to hear that lovely Scottish lilt in my head.
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What are the point of these choices!!!???!?
The Doctor, I guess, because why not
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Handles, is this book ever going to get interesting?
@handles fortune
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You may rely on it
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Don’t be lying to us now Handles…
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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @handles display help.
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Did you lie to us Handles?
@handles fortune
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God damn you Handles!
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No Handles… For a moment I had my hopes up 
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I don’t know what’s scarier: lying AI or honest AI…
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