You don’t wanna know what i misread this as
I mean I’m at home rn so no, no screwdriver. Had I read this at work in a few hours in an office full of mechanics… yes we have one or two screwdrivers there
I have an Alan Key, if that helps
Do you have an Alan?
He’s my next-door neighbour
I have no idea what we are talking about anymore - from screwdrivers to alcoholic beverages and next-door neighbours!?
Time for the obligatory Narvin mention!
Sounds like we’re talking about Aunty Iris from that summary!
I have no idea what’s going on here
Juat calm down and drink tea with me, you’ll be fine
What type of tea?
Your choice. We have the TARDIS food machine after all
Great! So I can commit horrible food crimes previously unknown to the universe
But can I drink water?
It’s not the size, it’s what you do with that counts…
(Sorry, but somebody needed to do that gag…)
The Coldest War - Page 81
You tell the Doctor you don’t have the screwdriver, but Amy hands it over—she had it after you fetched it for them earlier. You recall following them into a strange blue “police box” that led to the impossible room you’re now in. The Doctor uses the screwdriver, and Amy introduces herself and the TARDIS, a time and space machine. The Doctor explains it can travel anywhere in time and space.
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- If you ask to go back in time, go to 97.
- If you don’t believe her, go to 24.
A time machine? Nah, I don’t buy it!
If we’re already seeing the impossible with being inside the TARDIS then time travel isn’t much of a stretch either
This must be how I got that red bicycle on my twelfth birthday! Of course I buy it
God, these decisions are so boring. I don’t have the screwdriver? Well then Amy does! What’s the point of a choose your own adventure if all the outcomes are predetermined?
Anyway, I am an unknowable being of infinite omnipotence masquerading as a young child, I like to tempt fate. There’s totally no such thing as time travel, so don’t go and try to prove it Doctor.
It is so strange. This is the seventh one of these that we are doing and they have all been more or less the same in this regard