Just had to repost this so we can come up with our own terrible big finish (and other whoniverse-related) food puns
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How much does it cost?!?
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(It’s an April Fool’s joke unfortunately)
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Wait really what no no way but it seems exactly like someone everyone would want
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The Chimes of Midnight Snack
Project: Tofu
The Maltesers Conspiracy
Masterchef
and of course, the complete guide to Rhys & Ianto’s Excellent Barbecue
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In Serenity, Ianto makes a ravioli…I’d really want that included in a cookbook
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A nice little middle of the night plum pudding… Snacking wouldn’t be snacking without…
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What a great diea for a book! I hope it becomes reality one day, so that we can create such classics as The Zagreus Ziti, Scherzo Sorbet, The Holy Terror Tart, Davros’ Devilled Eggs, Meat Feast on the Moor, Dark Eyes Duck, Spare Ribs of a Time Lord, Neverland Nibbles and of course wash it all down with Dalek Daiquiris.
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I still love how they had Six order chicken in a basket when he went to a pub one time. The visual of him going to town on a chicken leg is very amusing to me. For someone who prides himself on being uppity, not once have I seen him eat pate, caviar, or something else considered “fancy”. It’s always take-away and beer and sweets.
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Sword of Onion is incredible lmao
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Pancakes of Beauty
Scherzo-Chips
Deep-fried Zagreus Fries
Cyber-Sandwhich
And Ianto’s Ravioli, which can only be made by its Actor in person!
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Can’t wait to find out about The Master’s Garlic Plan! 
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It’s about the time the Master decided to conquer the Great Vampires by dropping the world’s biggest garlic bomb into their nest.
Good story, 4.27867854369/5.
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*The Master’s Garlic Flan
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A truly devilishious plan
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