That crown looks pretty good on me 
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You see a crown. I see a warning to others that you need to touch grass.
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Hey, don’t you have important work to do! No time to hang out here! Don’t worry, we’ll behave while you’re away for a few weeks.
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What the ■■■■ are you talking about?
(Although my wife does want me to spend less time on screens over the summer to set a better example to our teens who are screen obsessed… 
)
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Just trying to beat your score 
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Don’t do it, Delta!
Coldstream has bribed Mrs Bannermen to say that!
He’s just trying to knock you off the top spot!
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Shhhh! You can’t say such things in public! What will Mrs Coldstream say when she finds put that I make regular payments to a foreign woman???
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It’s MrColdLake! The Hybrid 
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I never did think that arc many any sense…
And look where it’s ended up…
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Together we will be unstoppable! The Finnish Gardener! The Tall Reader of Crime Novels! Lover of cats and dogs alike!
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Is MrColdstream really tall?
ADRIC: Look officer, it’s Mr Tallstream!
(I was 5’9 in year 10, the last time I measured my height. I’m average height and yet struggle to sit on buses because there’s not enough space for my legs. Those things are only built to accommodate 5 foot old ladies, I think…)
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I’m 189cm (that’s around 6’2"). Make of that what you will.
My wife is 150cm (4’11").
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And look at the auspicious company you are keeping.
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I’m 36th in badge points right now. I’m not sure I have what it takes to be a first-pager, though.
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We need some Trek emojis. Pretty please?
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