It never ceases to amaze me what wiki pages there are 
The first line of this one caught me off guard 
If i had a Tim Machine, I’d make a lot of Tims
I rhink everyone with the samw name should go to bloody war with each other and rhen all the losers have to change it. Until everyone is called something different
I used to hate a singer who had the same name as me when I was a child , I’m in /j
I never actually decided on a name and thus go by like. 30 at the same time. Do I have to wage multiple wars at the same time or is it one after the other until i run or am i exempt on account of not having one
Run out or win that is
Same! It’s nowhere near 30 for me but I absolutely go by 3+ different names, on and off the internet…
It probably exceeds 30 if i include everything. I think about it as having 1 legal name, a bunch of pseudonyms & no real name
The main name I go by online, Alice, is actually short for my Fake Online Last Name
There were 3 Şevval’s in class including me when I was in elementary school it was incredibly annoying because people called me by my lastname instead , they also made fun of that too like 
No winning either way!
There was two kids in my grade (and in fact class) with the same first and last name so one of them got to keep it and the other we just called something else entirely
They even called me by my last name when we weren’t in school I was always like “We are not in school anymore please don’t call me that!”
Tbh in my head you’re just filed under ‘snakes’
Theres one guy who calls me Sister Worms. Im a worm nun
Can I ask the reason 