Decide Your Destiny: The Time Crocodile - Read-along 6

You tried to make a revolution once and said that you were going to try to do a book again. Then nothing happened after that. I am not that worried about this second attempt at rebellion :joy:

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Nah, it’s revelaed at the end that Time Crocodile is the brand of the water we have been drinking all this time…

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Now I know why Ten looks fed up on the cover of this book.

That’s him standing there, waiting for us to finish our drink so the adventure can begin.

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I’ll take back everything I thought about this being kind of dull if we do indeed just keel over and die of cholera or something :squinting_face_with_tongue:

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I think the next choice is this: you either decide to drink another glass of water or catch up with the Doctor!

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Colin Brake has put the brakes on any adventure so far

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The Time Crocodile - 4

Last choice: you finish your drink before following

The Doctor, Martha, and the narrator enter what appears to be a typical zoo, but something feels off. Despite the normal animal enclosures and signs, there’s an eerie absence of people. The Doctor hints that there’s more than meets the eye, and just as they notice the emptiness, a mysterious voice suggests a surprising perspective — being inside the cages.

  • If the voice has come from the left, go to 18.
  • If the voice has come from the right, go to 79.
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What do you mean, where does the voice come from??? Surely the voice knows where it is? This is rubbish choose your own adventure story, we don’t even get to choose what we do!!! /hj

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This is standard for these books :joy:

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Where’s the option to have another cup of water!?!?!!! :enraged_face: 0/10 book

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Ah, we’re god again then

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As always I vote on the left…

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100% left so far. Turn Left!

The return of the God Child!

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I propose new options for the poll:

If you want to pick one of the previous options, go to 18.

If you wish to break out of this narrative and challenge the writer to a duel to the death in order to gain control of the story and stop having to make stupid choices, go to 79.

(For legal purposes this is a joke)

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Yay, we are playing God! Clearly, the voice is coming from the right! Can’t you hear it?!

Also, I believe I see a soft drink vending machine to the right, and I’m thirsty.

But seriously, does it matter where the voice comes from…?

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Of course it matters!!! This and our extra sip of water will change everything

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I’m voting for the left using my impeccable reasoning and logic. Americans drive on the right, and that’s kind of weird, so left wins.

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Hooray, we’re not poisoned! What was all that water drinking malarkey about though for real, I hate that there’s no point to these ones

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Yet…

ångon åpp och släpp all stress idag

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I hope we meet Tim Crocodile soon

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